Coffee Shots: What’s Ed Miliband organising in a brewery?

3 February 2014

Ed Miliband certainly looks a little shifty as he examines the products of Five Points Brewing Company in Hackney. Mr Steerpike is very keen for readers to suggest what he’s up to. Captions in the comments please.

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  • John Smith

    I checked they paid the ‘Living Wage’

  • William Taggart

    Ive told you before Edward ! The drinks cabinet is for grown ups…

  • Labrat (Kie)

    I’d like to necknominate David Cameron and Nick Clegg, you’ve got 24 hours lads, good luck!

  • HJ777

    ” I hope the police realise that I’m not actually drinking it – I don’t want to be done for underage drinking”

  • shelldon

    Well this non-alcoholic stuff does,nt taste too bad. Spect it will save 50,000 lives at least.

  • Nicholas chuzzlewit

    Caption: “I suppose I had better say that I enjoy this proletarian swill. After all what is one more lie if it will persuade lowlife beer drinkers to vote for me”

  • La Fold

    “All im saying is thank god I didnt have to go outside the M25 to pretend to drink this muck.”

  • Daniel Maris

    “Daddy always said Belgian beer is better than British beer. I think he must have been right.”

  • Hello

    I understand. You found paradise in England, you had a good trade, you made a good living. The police protected you and there were courts of law. You didn’t need a friend like me. But, now you come to me, and you say: “Don Eddyonly, give me justice.” But you don’t ask with respect. You don’t offer friendship.

  • Paul Owen

    So, I combine this foul tasting brown stuff with sandwiches and then invite Len around to Number 10?

  • Colonel Mustard

    Some way to ban us drinking I should think.

  • Hexhamgeezer

    Pasties last year and now beer. How simply frightful.

  • witwoud

    God, he’s an uninspiring man.

    Sorry, not a caption, just a thought.

  • Bert

    At least they gave me a continental glass so I don’t look like a common pleb.

  • Max Wright

    *Thinks* – “I could organise a brew up in a pissery”

  • HD2

    God, how much more of this ‘man-of-the-people’ stuff have I got to endure?

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