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Coffee Shots: any pickle with that, minister?

27 June 2013

Eric Pickles is a very popular figure around Westminster. This picture explains why. It is also 1,000 times funnier than the knackered ‘Eric Pickles is a fat northerner’ jokes that some of his witless cabinet colleagues crack on a habitual basis.

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  • Darnell Jackson

    Can you get one of Gove eating Twiglets?

  • CaptainDallas

    So the country is going to ruin, yet these imbeciles think it’s all just a jolly wheeze to make jokes about their eating habits. Brilliant.

    • Darnell Jackson

      Right, let’s all walk around tripping over our bottom lip.

  • therealguyfaux

    Yeah, but how many calories in the vinaigrette? Or has it got good old salad cream on it?

    • full time mother

      hilarious, ho, ho.

  • concerned2

    Health & Safety Notice-Please do not eat at your work place as this may encourage rodents as you can see! #meanrat #canyouseeit

  • CarlottaVance

    The Sun will be after him – that’s posh boy M&S Salad, not yer’workers Tesco!

  • Colonel Mustard

    Oh, no, another one who dabs greasy fingers on official papers and reads at table. If that rabbit food is his lunch the diet’s not working.

    • dalai guevara

      Oh dear, neverending spin. What this tells us is two things:

      1- Pickles has a chip on his shoulder, yet appears to be a humorous chap.
      2- Coca Cola are now the official sponsor of the Conservative election campaign, in much the same way as Las Vegas appears to have sponsored selected Royal offspring.

  • obbo12

    Come on Eric do the country a favor, sit on Cammeron

    • MirthaTidville

      I live in hope,as we speak, that he may be plotting same

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