The Carswellian revolution

25 October 2012

While Conrad Black re-entered polite society at Lulu’s in Mayfair last night, the Hospital Club in Soho saw the advent of a new political force. A tie-less Douglas Carswell, the rebellious Tory MP for Clacton, took to the stage to launch his new book The End of Politics and the birth of iDemocracy, a work described by Dominic Lawson in last week’s Sunday Times as ‘as a revolutionary text… right up there with the Communist Manifesto’.

Carswell thanked his wife Clementine for allowing him to lurk in the shed for weeks on end while writing his revolutionary tome, and then confessed that he had spent much of the time ‘Skyping with Dan Hannan’, his fellow ultra-modernising Tory. The self-deprecating Carswell said that a dinner party rant about ‘hyper-personalisation’ had been turned into book; but ‘Carswellian thought’, a term coined last night as the wine flowed, won cross-party plaudits. Labour’s poshest MP, the historian Tristram Hunt, heaped praise on his party political adversary:

‘In Douglas and his manifesto we have not as the whips office suggest a ranter, not a digger or a muggle-tonian but a true agitator with a modern Leveller tract, a 21st Century agreement of the people, and if the tools of the 1640s were the unlicensed presses of London, Douglas’ is the internet.’

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Hunt, though, could not resist a dig at Tory party chairman Grant Shapps, who has been the subject of ridicule recently over his online money-making alter-egos:

‘I can think of no other politician who is more dedicated too, or has a better command of understanding how the internet is transforming our politics and our society, and I include within that ‘Michael Green’. He stalks the backbenchers with his iPad, as Lilburne stalked the parliamentary tents with his pamphlets.’

The laughs which that speech inspired should raise Cameroon eyebrows, given the number of Tory MPs present. But will the leadership listen to Hunt’s warning? It likes to believe that it is the modernising face of the Conservative Party; but a cursory glance at Carswell’s parliamentary interventions or a quick flick through his book will reveal the contempt with which he views the reactionary leadership. He asked his audience last night to decide if ‘Digital Dave got it’ by telling an anecdote about the Prime Minister’s new iPad. The PM loves the device because it allows him to see information across government and monitor every department, Carswell said. Then he asked, ‘When will they put the information out for us all to monitor government?’

Hunt was less tactful, ending proceedings with a rallying cry. He styled himself as an ‘unofficial ambassador from the Labour Party’, and said that he was on a mission to let the new Tory modernisers know that ‘the good old cause lives on, they shall not break you and we in the Labour movement will join with you in exposing to the world this most contemptuous generation of silly low spirited men.’

I expect that we will hear more about this new model army.

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  • rndtechnologies786

    Good thought.

  • Alexander

    Come back, Oliver Cromwell; all is forgiven. Oh for an hour of him!

  • OldSlaughter

    I want to call Tristram Hunt something rude. But surprisingly no word comes to mind.

  • Gerry Dorrian

    As a patriot I’m totally in line with Hunt’s call for a movement that envelops and transcends left and right. But I wonder what senior Labour and Tory apparatchiks think?

  • Andrew Smith

    Yes, Douglas is a good guy, but he tends to allow the Conservative Party to continue its act as an anger sink for those who hate the EU. In other words they deceive.

    Without detracting from Carswell’s contribution the idea this is revolutionary is misplaced. the fact a Labour “historian (eh?) speaks well of it is not really helpful.

    The issue is what is Carswell’s braking point. How long can he continue to accept the whip from a party which is not on his wave length.

  • james102

    Yes, he is well worth reading and listening to.

  • A Skiver

    Carswell is the most intelligent MP in the house.

  • edlancey

    Carswell and Hannan are both in favour of Turkey joining the EU – file under I for Idiot.

    • Dagulus

      I am in favour in Turkey joining EU, in much the same way I am in favour of Poison joining Rats.

    • woolfiesmiff

      These idiot comments just show you up for the poor thinker you are. They are also in favour of UK leaving, so your point is what?

      • edlancey

        If you buy the line that they want Turkey in the EU to weaken it then your thought processes are as garbled as your grammar.

  • Robert_Eve

    Douglas is the MP I respect the most.

    • HellforLeather

      There are very few MPs who share his integrity and common sense. Carswell, I am told, will introduce a very important bill Friday on Europe — probably the most important long term issue facing this country. And my MP — Goldsmith, of Richmond upon Thames — can’t be bothered to attend. (Sigh! Growl?)

      • haddock

        Andrew Murrison MP didn’t even know what the bill was about in his reply to my questioning whether he would be attending to represent me and his other constituents……yet he decided on his usual day off….’in the constituency’

    • AnotherDave

      In 2010 I sold myself on the Conservatives, by telling myself they’d bring about the Carswell/Hannan Direct Democracy stuff. Silly me! :-)

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